About Me

I have no short term memory.

I’m in your house RIGHT NOW!

I am lying.

I am a terrible liar.

I often wonder if I’m lying about being a liar.

I often wonder if I’m a liar, then can I believe myself when I say that I’m lying.

I have no short term memory.

I always tell the truth.

I never curse.

I can think of at least three people who I would definitely tell to fuck themselves if I saw them.

I rarely curse.

I think that’s funny.

I’m not sure why.

I forget what I was going to say.

I have no short term memory.

I sometime repeat myself.

I am often redundant.

I sometimes repeat myself.

I am not sure why you are still reading this…wait a minute…who ARE you?!

I am paranoid.

I state the obvious.

I am hungry.

I think about food too much.

I might write a real About Me later.

I probably won’t.

I have no short term memory.

 

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