That is of course except during her daily trips to Farmville.
As I'm sure that anyone on Facebook knows Farmville is a virtual farm where the player can grow crops, build little buildings and complete missions. It's simply charming. Unfortunatly the game is full of glitches and between that and Facebook's new feed system where my mother's Farmville friends don't see her posts for them to help with the missions, she flips shit at least twice an evening.
Two minutes later...
One minute later...
Thirty seconds later...
And then I get my riot gear and wrestle the Oozie away from her.
This happens every single night.
I have been planning this post ever since I first heard my mother scream "Fuck you, Farmville!" but I knew that it would take me a while to create. (Yay comics!) Seeing that today is my mother's birthday, I took the extra time to finally create her tale of Farmville angst.
Happy Birthday, to the most wonderful, supportive, amazing Mumma ever! I love you, you crazy woman!