JanurayThe year started with a trip to Boston, and in typical Kat fashion I arrived late, damp, cold, drunk and having locked myself in the train station bathroom at one point.
FebruaryFebruary was a weird month, and it culminated in the decsion to move out of my apartment and crash at my mother's place for the time being. In hindsight I can tell you that, true to what I had mused in the post where I announced my decision to move, this choice fit the mold in that it was extremely difficult at the time but ended up being the right one. And of course since once I've made a decision to do something I have to do it immediately and by the end of the February I was packed, ready to move and leaning on Bestie and my brother to help me get my shit out of my old place and into my mother's. Naturally the move was done with the usual fanfare that erupts around me and so it included my mother smashing apart an entertainment center with a hammer and me nearly knocking myself unconscious. All in all though I accepted that I had closed a chapter but that something better was coming.
MarchLess than a week after I moved I broke my hand in a most spectacular fashion and was subjected to the world's shittiest doctor (whose time will come when the new doctor's office down the road from him opens and takes his patients). I was still adjusting to living with my family on top of being in pain and it inspired this short story which I wouldn't usually included in a Year in Review except that it becomes important in another moment this year. I also got a kick in the chest with some personal shit that I didn't talk about on here and though I realize now that I kicked ass through it, March was a difficult month.
|I forgot but it probably inappropriate.|
AprilFor a number of reasons, not the least of which is that I just like to torture myself, I did a Seven Day Detox "diet". I'd probably list this event anyway because this was not an easy task and I still feel a bit gloaty that I made the week, but this is something else that plays a more significant role in a later month. While my paw was still healing I somehow managed to design the Writes Like a Slut logo that I had been talking about doing for over a year. I finished the month by sharing one of the wrongest stories ever which has resulted in some really, really fucked up search results landing here.
MayMay was a huge month. Not only did I receive my "Writes Like a Slut" shirt, and my dear Jewels receive her shirt and become the first member of the WLAS Posse, but I also gave you some kick ass zombie survival advice all month long, and became a contributer to the new site The Indie Chicks. The hilarious thing is that my first article was about makeup, and somehow the beauty section has since become my li'l niche there. Despite all of this brilliance though, there was a dark moment in May with the passing of M.C.A of the Beastie Boys and how that much affected me.
JuneFor the halfway point of the year I did some more graphic designing including the "Tequila is Cheap" and the "Dirty Stay Out". I also did a rare serious, activist type post where I threw a holy fit at Urban Decay for deciding to allow animal testing on their products. The month concluded with a post on cell phone etiquette and a link to my newest article at The Indie Chicks on what to expect during that Seven Day Detox I did in April. The article received 10,000 hits within the first week and remains (I believe) the most popular article on the site. To date I know that it's been stumbled over 63,000 times and thus is the most widely read piece of my work (so far).
|And then there's this.|
AugustI let the ocean water touch me for the first time since I was eighteen years old and I did it even before I was given a watermelon full of Everclear. This was a major accomplishment for me even if I haven't actually made it into the water again yet. I also met a Tolkien character at Home Depot which is another incident that comes back later in the year. Finally I followed up on the wrongest story post because one wrong turn deserves another.
|How many times did you hear this song this year?|
SeptemberI got a wretched eye infection thanks to eye strain that resulted in my dog taking over the blog for me, and then I celebrated the year anniversary of my getting BONed and held my first giveaway.
OctoberThis month saw my first (and relatively minor in the big picture especially since it won't be my last) disappointment as a writer. The story that I had mentioned writing back in March had not won either of the contests that I had entered, but this is another blessing in disguise since it was a serious piece and probably not the best representation of my usual style. The East Coast was then attacked by Frankenstorm aka Hurricane Sandy, however we were very lucky and did not sustain any damage. I also created a youtube channel where you all got to hear my muddled accent in my first Birchbox video. (And yes I have noticed that you all watch the bloopers reel more than the legit product and no, it honestly doesn't surprise me since I've build a readership based on WTF so of course the popularity of videos would reflect this.)
NovemberI had a bout of depression because... it happens. And tat's the beauty of depression is that it often comes for no fucking reason just to rattle my monkey tree. I do know that part of my problem was that my formerly broken hand which never healed properly was feeling the ache of the cold weather and I was having some particularly exhausting cardiac flares. Luckily God sent a door-to-door meat saleman to my house and since traumatizing others always makes me feel better it helped to snap me back to my so-called normal self.
|He made his own Iron Throne|
The really, really final major event of 2012 though?Writing this year in review and for the first time since 2007 not looking back at the previous twelve months and feeling that I was leaving with a deficeit.
I've a vlog I'll be posting later
Best wishes for a Happy, Healthy, Prosperous and Kickass 2013!
PS-There were a few other major events that I didn't mention, but that's because they are actually precursors to really major events and I don't want to jinx it. Don't worry, as soon as it feels solid I will be screaming my face off about it.