I just happened to see one of my Jewish friends yesterday, which was brilliant since Hanukkah started later that evening.
Kat: Happy Chaka-Khan-ukkah!
Kat: Chaka Khan. The singer.
Amigo: Okaaay… thanks.
Kat: I’d also like you to know that you spin me right round. Baby. Right ’round. Like a dreidel, baby. Right ’round, ’round ’round.
Kat: What? Don’t hate the player, hate the game.
Kat: Did you know that if you were a rapper your name could be Dr. Dre-idel?
Kat: Nothing? Fuck me, you’re boring.
Amigo: I’m just surprised that you didn’t say something like “Keep the Han in Hanukkah” since you’re such a comic geek.
Amigo: Like Han Solo? I’ve seen that meme a few times.
Kat: Han Solo in Hanukkah?! Now that’s funny! Or better yet, “Keep the “Chew” in Han-Chew-Kkah!”
Amigo: That’s awful.
Kat: And Star Wars is a movie, not a comic. Mostly.
Anyway, these wretched puns are my ridiculous way of wishing my Jewish peeps a very Happy Hanukkah!