Sleep well, M.C.A.

I’ve felt off for the past five days that not even a kickass Cinco de Mayo with my dear, awesome girl, Jewels, could remedy.  I know what my problem is though, and unfortunately one of the curses of being a writer is that writing is sometimes the only thing that gives us solace.  I guess I could write this all out and keep it to myself, but there would not be stores filled with thousands of books if writers were content to form words for themselves.  It’s another curse of being a writer.

For simplicity’s sake, I will refer to the man in this story as my “father”, though the fact that he was briefly married to my mother and donated a bit of his DNA to create me hardly qualifies him for the title.  “Stepbitch” is my stepmother, but not even for simplicity’s sake will I call her “mother”, unless it’s followed by “fucker”.

TRIGGER WARNING – There is no overt child abuse but it’s strongly implied and children were put in a compromising situation.


I had always hated when I had to stay the weekend at my father’s, but there was a period when I was about seven that I particularly hated it.  During that time my father and stepbitch had, I guess, “reconnected” with my aunt Katelyn and her current husband, and every Saturday, they would drag me, my sister, and my toddler brother to her apartment where we would be quarantined with her obnoxious four-year-old son, Ryan, in a small bedroom while the adults would drink in the dining room.  We would get there after dinner and stay until at least two in the morning.  One time I fell asleep on the living room floor and woke to find my father and stepbitch sleeping on the couch and the sun filtering through the blinds.  I remember that I was somewhat fascinated because I didn’t know that adults had slumber parties.

My aunt would greet us at the door, beer already in hand, and smile her blinding white smile.  There was something that I didn’t like about my aunt Katelyn.  Every once in a while her perpetual brilliant smile would fall from her face and I would see something cold and reptilian in her black eyes.  I couldn’t explain exactly what I saw, but I instinctively knew that this was not someone to be trusted.

“You’re some lucky kids, getting to stay up so late!” she would tell us as she closed the bedroom door with a decisive click.

I didn’t feel lucky at all.  And that’s what I hated the most: that the adults tried to make it sound like they were doing us a favour.  I had suspected that this wasn’t the case before, but it was confirmed one time when I wandered from the confines of my cousin’s bedroom and into the dining room where the adults were gathered around laughing loudly.

“What’s wrong, Kat?” Stepbitch immediately asked in annoyance.

“Nothing.  I just wanted to come out here and visit.”

“Well, it’s adult time right now.  Go back in the bedroom and play.”

I glanced around the table.  Any traces of laughter were gone from the four adult faces.  My gaze fell on my aunt, and again I sensed danger in those basilisk eyes.  The hackles raised on the back of my neck, and for some stupid reason I looked up to my father for protection.  As usual, he did not even bother to return my gaze, so I retreated back to the bedroom in silence.

Sometimes my aunt’s husband’s two sons, Tom and Shane, would be visiting, and then the tiny bedroom would be even more cramped with incarcerated children.  Ironically I liked my step-cousins better than Ryan who was my blood-cousin.  Tom was the same age as I and he hated our situation as much as I did.  I felt an especial kinship to Tom because one time, the adults called the two of us from the bedroom because they wanted to see who was taller.  I was already self-conscious about my Brobdingnagian height so to have it the subject of scrutiny made me want to hunch down.  The adults couldn’t tell by looking at us side by side who was taller, so my aunt’s husband grabbed me and spun me around.  I was instantly filled with terror at a man putting his hands on me, but panicked tears filled my eyes as I realized that he was pressing my back against Tom’s.  I started to shake as I realized that my butt was touching his butt, but I clenched my teeth and forced myself to stand as still as possible, telling myself that it would be over soon.  When the adults finally released us, I noticed that there were tears in Tom’s eyes as well.  We walked back to the bedroom in silence, but a look of understanding passed between us before he opened the bedroom door, and when my sister asked me why I was crying I just told her that I hated daddy.  It wasn’t a lie.

Some time after this happened we were again at my aunt’s and my step-cousins were visiting again. Tom seemed very solemn and I noticed that his eyes were red, but he distracted me by showing that he had brought a cassette player and a stack of tapes with him.  I was thoroughly impressed because I had only recently discovered the world of cassette tapes and was just starting to collect them myself.  Tom pulled one of tapes from its case.
“This one’s cool,” he told me as he put the tape into the player and pushed play.

“KICK IT!” suddenly blared from the speakers.

I listened in rapt silence to the first two stanzas, but by the third chorus I was screaming, “You gotta fight!  For your right!  To paaaaaar-tay!”

I insisted that Tom play the song again, and then again, and by the third listen I was screaming the entire song, though the chorus remained the highlight especially when the younger kids joined in for it, and soon we were all screaming and laughing.  While I did enjoy screaming just for screaming’s sake, there was some tiny part of me that knew that I was being noisy because I wanted to get the attention of the adults and make my anger known. They wanted us to play, well we were playing, now come and tell us we can’t. Stepbitch did eventually burst through the door and explode at us to shut up, but for once her wrath didn’t matter.  Disappointing my father didn’t matter.  For one brief moment, I wasn’t powerless and I had made my voice heard.

Decades later I still think of the night when I was introduced to the Beastie Boys whenever I hear “(You Gotta) Fight for You Right (To Party) and would snicker.  It was, in fact, the only memory that I really recalled of those visits to my aunt’s.  It wasn’t until Adam Yauch died, and I was consumed by this, frankly absurd, feeling of grief over his death, that I realized how much Adam’s song gave to me. I thought back to all of those miserable weekends and realized that I could have been plagued with only horrible memories of my aunt’s apartment, but instead the song and that one evening were the only things that I would spring to mind when I thought back.  I’ve realized that in some warped way that I’ve felt as though Adam Yauch created that song specifically to save me from that.  He provided the protection that I so desperately wanted before I was able to defend myself.  Adams’ passing has made me feel like I lost the older brother that I’d always thought would keep me safe, one that lead by example and told me that it was okay to not be happy with the behaviour of adults.

Thank you, and sleep well, brother-I-never-knew.  You helped your “little sister” more than you could ever know.

Many thanks to my friend Emmet at The Momus Report, for finding this.

Also, no comments necessary.  Sometimes there’s just nothing to say.  I’ll be back tomorrow, stronger and kicking ass harder. Because I’m a rockstar.

15 thoughts on “Sleep well, M.C.A.

  1. Isn’t it odd the things that we find to save us when we are unhappy or need protected? And even more odd that after so many years and some many things come to pass between then and now, you still have those feelings of thankfulness for that saving? I totally get it Kat…I’m sorry for your feeling of loss.

  2. Well damn, Kat. This is one hell of a post. You almost made me cry.

    I saw the Beastie Boys in concert a few years back, and it was by far the best live performance I have ever seen.

  3. Oh wow. Just wow. How some stranger helped to scare away the demons. I think we’ll all miss him. Hugs to you for the bravery of this piece.

  4. I can only imagine how deeply this would have touched Adam. All we want in life is to be remembered, and this is an amazing memory.

  5. I kind of am at a loss for words. This is amazing, touching, sad and thoughtful. When I heard he passed I was upset. I listened to and like them but wasn’t what people would consider a HUGE fan. Still, it feels like the end of an era.

  6. Man… I have a step-bitch too (I think? Not sure, haven’t spoken to her since my dad’s funeral). But my dad was at least sweet and awesome. Touching story.

  7. For me it was the adult bikers in the main room, it was an 8 track player, the band was Kiss, I total get it and know even more why i read your blog. GREAT post and great tribute to an amazing icon of music. Well done young lady.

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