Go on, I'll wait.
I don't even know where to begin.
I guess I'll start by saying, you are welcome.
Next I'll go with, WHAT IN THE MOTHER OF FUCK IS THIS?!?! SERIOUSLY???
Okay, let's get the obvious out of the way and wonder why the fuck any woman would want to walk around with erect nipples in the first place. I'm not sure how this says 'I feel sexy' because all I'm hearing is 'I feel cold'. Growing up with a male best friend, I would go to great lengths to not be buked.
(FYI "buked" rhymes with puked, and yes we made up a term to mean having erect nipples.)
((FYI 2: Also acceptable is "buker-ish".))
(((FYI 3: That male best friend is still my
|Yes, "Sticky Nips": for when a cone bra is not projective enough.|
And now for the pièce de résistance. "Sticky Nips" are not some isolated fluky product. Two days after I was exposed (HAHAHA!) to "Sticky Nips", my dear friend and fellow blogger, Jewels, posted about "Body Perks". WHAAAAAT?? For some reason, the idea that there is an entire market for this shit has blown my mind the most.
Finally, is anyone else as scarred by the senior citizen endorsement in the middle of the infomercial as I am?
I need off of this planet.