A Good Guest Brings a Hostess Present of Kentucky Fried Unicorn Chickens. And Tequila.

I have to announce that Soft-Core Friday is being preempted again this week, but it’s for two very good reasons.  Before I give you my reasons though, a quick explanation for my lovely newbies about what is Soft-Core Friday.  Soft-Core Friday is when I talk about sex.  How is that different than the other six days of the week?  It’s got a nifty name like Soft-Core Friday.

I originally had a post in mind for today, but it didn’t pan out due to commercial cockblocking.  Never fear, for it will surely work for next week, my pretties, heeheeeheee…

the loaded handbag, guest blog bash 2011

LOOK AT NICKI’S PRETTY GUEST BANNER!

The more important reason for this preemption though, is to tell you that I’m guest posting today for my lovely, talented and hilarious friend, Nicki, over at The Loaded Handbag.  I definitely love Nicki for the fact that she loves Tequila as much as I do, how she sings Meatloaf songs while cleaning and drinking said Tequila and that she found these FUCKING AWESOME aprons for us to wear when we have a cookout, but mostly because she is one of the most brilliant people I’ve ever been blessed enough to call a friend.  I’ve been a pain in the ass with floundering around with my work situation, but Nicki has been supportive of each flip and flop of my brain as I try to figure it all out.  She’s a brilliant and wonderful person, and she’s also written me a beautiful introduction to my guest post which gives me far more credit for having depth than I deserve.  So go visit Nicki for the Tequila and unicorns, but then stick around for the pretty, pretty pictures and prose.  (She love alliterations.)

Oh, and if you absolutely must have your soft-core fix (which I understand since I’m a randy tart myself), Nicki was even brilliant enough to link back to my post about how NOT to write smut for you, but make sure that you read Nicki first.

Happy 100 Posts, dear lovely girl!

19 thoughts on “A Good Guest Brings a Hostess Present of Kentucky Fried Unicorn Chickens. And Tequila.

  1. i will go over and check out the guester….

    oh and i must thank you…i seem to get a bunch of hits from your site…

    and as far as work…if god had meant for us to have a job, he would never have created tequila…

    or something like that…

  2. Your post will forever be my favorite post ever at TLH. Zombies, unicorns, epic quests, superheroes, and pictures of my dogs: how could I ever top that?

    I still love you. Even though you set TLH’s bar impossibly high. Heavy sigh.

  3. @My RandyGirl- Nicki is the best kind of people, and so are you, my darling, so I know you will get on famously.~

    @Lemons Don’t Make Lemonade-The aprons are EPIC!

    @Elliot MacLeod-Michael- Then you’ve come to the right place, sir. ;)

    @Mynx- Hugs back, my Mynxy.~

    @bruce- I am ecstatic that my friends are reaping the benefits of my BONing, too, bruce. =D

    @gotjack28- I’m glad that you enjoyed it! Nicki is an amazing friend.~

    @Tony Van Helsing- It depends on who you ask. Most will say “no”, but when I get back across the pond, I’ll make sure to introduce you to it, sir. ;)

    @Jaime- And THAT is one of the reasons that Tequila is brilliant.~

    @Alexandre- I’m so happy that you enjoyed it, Alex.~

    @Bouncin’ Barb- Thank you, darlin’! Another Tequila lady? Awesome!

    @SEO- Thank you for reading!

    @Hat Karaoke- Thank you so much for reading it!

    @chris-Couldn’t agree more, love. ;)

    @Yelrihs- I’m honored! I hope you continue to enjoy my site. =)

    @Nicki- I’m just thrilled that you enjoyed it, my darling. Believe me, I didn’t set the bar high, I just did my best to vault the one already there at TLH.~

    @Jewels- Nicki is awesome, and you are too, love, so you will adore each other.~

    @Mrs. Hyde- I promise to make up for it! As long as you stick around. ;) Missed you!

    @StephanieC- I’m not sure if I’m selling myself short, but thank you so much for the congrats, darlin’. =)

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