Here is the satisfaction of of number 27: Express a Dissenting Opinion on the Shameless Documentation List.
CONVERSATION WITH S. TIME!
S: I read that blog entry about you drinking yourself stupid.
K: I know you can’t see it, but I’m throwing confetti in celebration.
S: Why do you call your boyfriend, “S.O.”?
K: The same reason I don’t have my full name or my picture on my blog: to protect the innocent.
S: I see. His so-called innocence aside, why don’t you just say your “boyfriend”?
K: I hate the term “boyfriend”. It makes me feel like I’m in Middle School.
S: Yet you were completely comfortable having to get a ride home from the
cinema. After watching the bloody Smurfs movie no less.
K: I wore my Smurfs t-shirt, too. And I didn’t think about it until we were standing in line at the liquor store, but I was wearing white shorts, so I was kinda dressed like a smurf.
S: You Yanks must have very strenuous requirements for mental institutions because I don’t know why you are not in one.
I think I hung up on her at this point but I’m not sure.
So the dissension I mentioned at the beginning of the post? S. thinks it was immature to dress like a smurf, get drunk and then go out to watch a children’s movie, and I disagree.
Actually I agree that it was immature.
I just don’t care.
Alright, so I didn’t document my execution of number 27 on The List after all.
I guess I just felt like throwing this entry on the board.